Hash Hymns

DOWN DOWN SONGS

He Oughta Be

He oughta be publically pissed on,
He oughta be publically shot (boom boom),
He oughta tied to a urinal,
And left there to fester and rot.
Drink it down, down, down, down, etc.

Here's to _____, He's True Blue

Here's to _____, he's true blue.
He's a pisspot through and through,
He's a bastard so they say.
Tried to get to heaven,
But he went the other way.
Drink it down, down, down, down, etc.

Take It In Your Hand Mrs. Murphy

Take it in your hand Mrs. Murphy,
It weighs but a quarter of a pound,
It’s got hair on its neck like a turkey,
And it spits when you jerk it up and
Down, down, down, down…

You’re Stupid, You’re Stupid

You’re stupid, you’re stupid,
You’re stupid and dumb,
If it wasn’t for you’re mother,
You’d just be a pile of cum!

Here’s To All The Harriettes

Melody - Looney Tunes Theme

Here’s to all the Harriettes,
They’re always freakin’ bitchin’,
So drink your beer, get out of here,
And get back in the kitchen!

Twenty toes

Here's to the game of twenty toes
It's played all over town
The women play with ten toes up
And the men with ten toes
Down, down, down, down...

Meet the Hashers

Hashers, meet the hashers
They're the biggest drunks in history
From the hash of Brisbane
They're the leaders in debauchery
Half-wits, running trails throughout the years
Watch them, as they down a lot of beer
Down-down, down-down-down-down

Here's To Fellow Hashers

Melody - Ach, Du Lieber Augustin

Here's to fellow hashers,
Fellow hashers, fellow hashers,
Here's to fellow hashers,
May they chug-a-lug.

They’re happy, they’re jolly,
They’re fucked up by golly,
Here's to fellow hashers,
May they chug-a-lug.

So drink motherfuckers,
Drink motherfuckers,
Drink motherfuckers,
Drink motherfuckers.

HE WANKS HIS CRANK

He wanks his crank in the morning,
He wanks his crank in the night,
He wanks his crank with his left hand,
And he cleans it up with his right.

Do Re Mi

Dough, the stuff that buys me beer
Ray, the guy who serves me beer
Me, the guy who drinks the beer
Far, a long long way for beer
So, I'll have another beer
La, la la la la la beer
Tea, no thanks I'm drinking beer
Which brings us back to
Down, down, down down

I'M A LITTLE HASHER

Melody - I'm a Little Tea Pot

I'm a little hasher,
Horny and drunk,
There is her bum and here is my junk,
When I get all worked up I whip it out,
Bend her over and make her shout!

Note: When the words "bum" and "junk" are sung the hash should point to those respective body parts.

The final line can be enacted by bending a Harriette over and thrusting in her general direction.

She Sucked

She sucked on his cock all night,
She sucked on his cock all day,
She’s still be sucking his cock,
If she hadn’t choked and passed away.
Swollow it down, down ,down, down…

Her Left Tit

Her left tit hangs down to her right tit
Her right tit hangs down to her knee
If her left tit did equal her right tit
She'd still get a down-down from me
Drink it down, down, down, down...

His One Skin

His one skin hangs down to his two skin
His two skin hangs down to his three
His three skin hangs down to his foreskin
His foreskin hangs down to his knee.

So roll back, roll back
Roll back my foreskin for me, for me
Roll back, roll back
Roll back my foreskin for me.

Drink it down, down, down, down...

Soldier Song

Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be
To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee
For cunt, for cunt, for country and my queen
Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be

Drink it down, down, down, down...

Mlah Mlah Mlah Mlah

Melody - Side by Side

Put you left leg over my shoulder
Put your right leg over my shoulder
Mlah mlah mlah mlah, Mlah mlah mlah mlah, Mlah mlah mlah!

Put your left tit over my shoulder,
Put your right tit over my shoulder,
Brr brr brr brr, Brr brr brr brr, Brr brr brr!

Drink it down, down, down, down...

Variant: The last line of “mlah mlah mlah mlah” is replaced with a “mph mph mph mph” if the accused is a male instead of a female.

Actions: The “mlah mlah mlah mlah” is done with the tongue out while mimicking oral sex on a female. In the variant the “mph mph mph mph” is done while mimicking giving a blowjob, and the “brr brr brr brr” is a mimicking of motorboating.




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